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Great Drinking Quotes Pitcher

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These pitchers are funny, attractive, and actually a little bit classy.  Customize with your choice of entertaining (and real) engraved quotes related to drinking.  We can use from one to four of the quote options on each pitcher.
 
The quote options are listed below:
 
Plato: "He was a wise man who invented beer."
Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Frank Sinatra: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Winston Churchill: "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Henny Youngman: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
W.C. Fields: "Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink."
Oscar Wilde: "Work is the curse of the drinking class."
Dean Martin: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Ernest Hemingway: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
 
The font choice will apply to the quote body itself. Unless instructed otherwise, we will use Times New Roman font to identify the author. In the Which Quote(s) To Use box, please identify the desired quotes by author. Select from one to four quotes. For example, you could enter: Plato, Fields, and Hemingway. We don't recommend more than four quotes so that text size can stay at a large, readable size. We will arrange and size the quotes in optimal fashion.

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Please let us know what text you would like used for your design! We have no character or word limits, and we offer 8 different fonts. If your design will not include any text, please just leave these blank.

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Please let us know the specifics of how you would like your design arranged! If you have any other requests that haven’t been covered on the other inputs, then please use the Special Instructions box to communicate those.

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$31.95
Great Drinking Quotes Pitcher