Engraved Great Drinking Quotes Pitcher

Customize this beer pitcher with your choice of entertaining (and real) quotes related to drinking.
$31.95
each

Customize with your choice of entertaining (and real) engraved quotes related to drinking.  We can use from one to four of the quote options on each pitcher.

Also available in a combination set with your choice of pint glasses, 16 or 25 oz beer mugs, beer can glasses, or pilsner glasses!

The quote options are listed below:

Plato: "He was a wise man who invented beer." 
Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." 
Frank Sinatra: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." 
Winston Churchill: "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Henny Youngman: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." 
W.C. Fields: "Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." 
Oscar Wilde: "Work is the curse of the drinking class." 
Dean Martin: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 
Ernest Hemingway: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

The font choice will apply to the quote body itself. Unless instructed otherwise, we will use Times New Roman font to identify the author. In the Which Quote(s) To Use box, please identify the desired quotes by author. Select from one to four quotes. For example, you could enter: Plato, Fields, and Hemingway. We don't recommend more than four quotes so that text size can stay at a large, readable size. We will arrange and size the quotes in an optimal fashion.

Please note that this product is engraved. We will be using a sandblasting technique to create the design. The design will appear in the natural frosted white color of etched glass. The mark is permanent and will never wash or wear away. If you would like your design to appear in color, please consider one of our printed decorating methods.