Engraved Great Drinking Quotes Pilsner Glasses

Customize our pilsner glasses with your choice of entertaining quotes related to drinking.
  • QtyPrice Each
    2 - 4 $14.45
    5 - 8 $12.45
    9+ $9.95

Customize with your choice of entertaining (and real) quotes related to drinking.

Choose your desired number of glasses, then choose your font as well as the quote for each glass. Quantity discount pricing will apply even if each glass is a different quote. 

Also available in a combination set with a 60-ounce glass pitcher!

Your quote options are:

Plato: "He was a wise man who invented beer." 
Benjamin Franklin: "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." 
Frank Sinatra: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." 
Winston Churchill: "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Henny Youngman: "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." 
W.C. Fields: "Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." 
Oscar Wilde: "Work is the curse of the drinking class." 
Dean Martin: "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." 
Ernest Hemingway: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Your font choice will apply to the quote body itself. Unless instructed otherwise, we will use the "Times New Roman" font to identify the author. Please ensure the number of quotes you choose matches up with the total quantity of glasses ordered. ie if four glasses were ordered, you would enter "1 Plato, 1 Sinatra, and 2 Martins."

This product is engraved. We will be using a sandblasting technique to create the design. Your engraving will appear in the single, natural color of frosted white. The mark is permanent and will never wash or wear away. If you would like your design to appear in color, please consider one of our print decorating methods.